Nonsense, pizza robots are pretty easy to kill.
You need common table salt, water, and a container to carry the mixture in and a pistol/knife. Mix a healthy portion of salt into the water, fill your container, then simply locate the pizza offender and pour the mixture into the coin slot. The robot will make a loud clicking sound, start pushing the buttons while pouring more water into the coin slot, you’ll know you’re winning when the robot starts vomiting pizzas. This will cause significant damage to the robot, which will require repairs. Now simply call the repair phone number foolishly printed on the front of the pizza robot while you’re enjoying your pizza loot. The pizza robot repairman should arrive shortly after you wake from your pizza coma. Now use your pistol/knife to kill the repairman.
i ate at yia-yia’s last night. sometimes i am afraid that my memories are inaccurate and yia-yia’s isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be … but my memories are COMPLETELY accurate and it is AMAZING. my slice was pesto sauce (instead of red), pepperoni, artichokes, romano, and mozzarella. my dad commented that the romano “really adds something”. tim (born and bred omaha boy) agreed that it is better than zios. you guys best get down there soon. — nards
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Raffaele Esposito of Naples // September 25, 2008 at 8:23 pm |
Nonsense, pizza robots are pretty easy to kill.
You need common table salt, water, and a container to carry the mixture in and a pistol/knife. Mix a healthy portion of salt into the water, fill your container, then simply locate the pizza offender and pour the mixture into the coin slot. The robot will make a loud clicking sound, start pushing the buttons while pouring more water into the coin slot, you’ll know you’re winning when the robot starts vomiting pizzas. This will cause significant damage to the robot, which will require repairs. Now simply call the repair phone number foolishly printed on the front of the pizza robot while you’re enjoying your pizza loot. The pizza robot repairman should arrive shortly after you wake from your pizza coma. Now use your pistol/knife to kill the repairman.
Pat // October 17, 2008 at 1:01 pm |
Redbull + Tombstone = powerlunch.
jenn // November 8, 2008 at 5:56 pm |
i ate at yia-yia’s last night. sometimes i am afraid that my memories are inaccurate and yia-yia’s isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be … but my memories are COMPLETELY accurate and it is AMAZING. my slice was pesto sauce (instead of red), pepperoni, artichokes, romano, and mozzarella. my dad commented that the romano “really adds something”. tim (born and bred omaha boy) agreed that it is better than zios. you guys best get down there soon. — nards