Clown Time Is Over

We’re back from our vacation to prove all doubters wrong.

HOLY SHIT!

Technology just may have made Pizzalympics obsolete. Pray for us.

Pizza Robot

Old Chicago

Old Chicago

1111 Harney St.

Omaha, NE 68102

Average Score: 6,519/10,000

Old Chicago

Overview

Boring Sauce, Boring Crust, Boring Pizza All Around, Nice Outdoor Seating, Messed Up Order Only Slightly Redeemed by Free Boring Soup and Don Henley Hit on the Stereo.

Big Fred’s

Big Fred’s

1101 S. 119th St.

Omaha, NE 68114

Average Score: 6,515/10,000

Big Fred's

Overview

Good Pizza, Expensive, Slow, Too Many Old People, Too Many Old People Being Too Loud, No Hotties (besides us).

Let the Games Begin!

The 2008 Pizzalympics Are Underway

2008 Pizzalympic Opening Ceremonies in Omaha

Pizzalympics Opening Ceremonies Postponed (Again)

Due to ongoing storm damage repairs to the Qwest Center/Jonas Brothers preparations, the IPC are sad to announce the postponement of the 2008 Pizzalympics Opening Ceremonies until Friday, July 25, 2008.

Pizzalympics Postponed 2 Weeks

Due to security concerns, the Pizzalympic Opening Ceremonies will be postponed until July 11, 2008.

WASHINGTON – JUNE 27: U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff (L) speaks as International Pizzalympics Committee President Pierre Bossé (R) looks on during a news conference on June 27, 2008 in Washington, DC. Chertoff announced that the Pizzalympic Opening Ceremonies would be postponed two weeks in order to address security concerns after an alleged audio recording of Osama Bin Laden threatening the event surfaced earlier this week. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)

Champs vs. Chumps

Pizzalympics begins June 20, no, June 27, wait, July 11. Do you have what it takes to be a champion or are you a pizza infant?

Pizzalympic Torch Relay 2008 – AP Photo